I am Iron Man

Hey are you still there?

Hi Author @ilove_klance, I wanted to ask if I could use your fic for a video on my channel The Wandering Zoro and my channel is monetize. I’ll make sure to give credits. Let me know if you're ok with it!

Hiii I know that it's a bit strange to write here but lemme explain.
          
          There are reports from a lot of Greek Writers that there's a "copy site" called "Teenfic.net". This artists of the site are coping works from all kinds of artists (of Wattpad)without their consent and post them in there as their own. Now now I know this is a bit too sudden but unfortunately this has become a huge problem and a lot of the writers are very upset. I just wanted some of the writers that I know and have read the work to know. 
          Feel  free to check it out... I hope everything turns out Okk...

Happy birthday to me!!! Yayyyyy

My aunt and her girlfriend do this cute thing where they look at each other with a raised eyebrow whenever they see someone driving like a dipshit and it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Their road rage works so well together

Road trips > airplane <3

At what point so thick thighs become fat thighs? 

I just told a kid that the sun was 3.3 million times bigger than the earth. Now, I’m pretty sure this isn’t true, but he also believed me when I said that 5 minutes was WAY bigger than 2 hours. So yeah, I’m pretty much God in this kid’s mind. 

I really want to change my @ but 1) I don’t know what I would change it to, and 2) I feel like people wouldn’t recognize my writing as well if I changed it now 

The father: come here, right now
          Kid: *mumbles something*
          The father: right now, I said
          Kid: I know, I said!
          
          My neighbors at 10 pm.