im_in_a_love_cult

'If you kiss someone with a nose ring the metal smells bad-' WORTH IT

some_cults-grandpa

@im_in_a_love_cult REAL my gf has a lip ring and suddenly my favorite taste is metal
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im_in_a_love_cult

I just let out the most enjoyable fart

Iamboredandletmeread

@im_in_a_love_cult I was trying to respond and I sent an emoji and it didn’t work
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im_in_a_love_cult

@Iamboredandletmeread
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Iamboredandletmeread

@im_in_a_love_cult
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im_in_a_love_cult

Merry Christmas hoes i haven't spoken to u in 3 months

im_in_a_love_cult

Puddles_Is_Poor SLEIGH :3 (get it? Slay? Sleigh? No?)
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Puddles_Is_Poor

MERRYY CHRISTMAS!! IM AN ELF!!
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im_in_a_love_cult

MY MAN BOOBS ARE BLEEDING

Iamboredandletmeread

UHM MAYBE GET SOME EXTRA EXTRA MOISTURIZING LOTION?@im_in_a_love_cult
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im_in_a_love_cult

@Iamboredandletmeread I USE MOISTURISER AND BABY POWDER BRO
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Iamboredandletmeread

Habe u ever heard of lotion ALSO WHY ARE UR BOOBIES ITCHY. CAUSE IM STARTING TO THINK IM NOT NORMAL CAUSE MY BOOBS DONT ITCH THEY JUST HURT@im_in_a_love_cult
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im_in_a_love_cult

Oh yeah btw guys in the time i was gone i got a bf and then broke up with him

im_in_a_love_cult

@some_cults-grandpa fr
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some_cults-grandpa

@im_in_a_love_cult I say that's a whole win right there
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im_in_a_love_cult

IM WATCHING THE BARBIE MOVIE TOMMOROW

Amberfawn_

@im_in_a_love_cult no, samee
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ExplosiveBiatch

@im_in_a_love_cult LUCKY
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im_in_a_love_cult

Lmfao hey, *lip bite* are you pee? Cuz urine my heart *f boy laugh*

im_in_a_love_cult

@Lena_Besson the outcome i was hoping for :p
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lna_besson

@im_in_a_love_cult I wanna die wtf
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im_in_a_love_cult

@Its-Kill3d-M3h IVE HEARD THE VENT SCENE WAS MOSTLY IMPROV BUT IDK IF THATS TRUE
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