CHEF DONT JUDGE.  
I AM ACTUAL TRASH
I AM IMMATURE
I AM A LOOOOOOSSSEEEERRRRRRRRRR

I AM
THE PUSSY WIZARD

I FIND PANS AND OTHER KITCHEN UTENSILS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE
I RECENTLY STOPPED USING PREDICTIVE TEXT AND AUTO-CORRECT BECAUSE I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL
I SAY FVCK ALOT
I LIKE TO CURSE
I WANT TO BE THINGS THAT IM NOT
"BUT ITS OKAY"
IS WHAT I TELL MYSELF

I LIKE FAGGY SH!T
IM NOT EASILY OFFENDED
FVCK GENDER ROLES
FVCK SOCIETY
FVCK THE GOVERNMENT
FVCK THIS WORLD
IM OUT

I FEAR THE DAY I OUTGROW WATTPAD
I WRITE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT PORTRAYS MY LOUD, OBNOXIOUS, AND DICKISH PERSONALITY
I REALLY FVCKIN LIKE THE JOKER
AND IM A CLASSY FVCKING LADY :D

LMFAOOOO I OUTGREW IT AND TOOK MY GROWN ASS TO AO3 THIS ?PAGE? IS DED IDK IF IM THE 'PUSSY-WIZARD' BUT IM STILL A CLASSY FVCKING LADY :D
-LOOKING BACK @ MY COMMENTS AND INTERACTIONS MAKES ME WANN CRAWL INSIDE MY OWN NAVEL-
BYE :)
  • IscrittoJanuary 9, 2014


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jokeHER jokeHER Nov 23, 2014 01:57PM
@moneybackguarantee HEYYYY FRIENNNNDCOULD YOU DO ME A HUUUUUUUGGGE FAVORAND READ MAH FRIEND'S BOOK? PUHLEASE
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