Hello my name is bleach and I'm a gorgeous slut who leaves an excessive amount of comments on books and who has a slowly deterioating mind that cannot comprehend complex concepts. Subsequently, I'm not able to get past my writer's block so the only thing I can do is read raunchy teen fiction.

Oh, and that's b-l-e-a-c-h, with a lowercase b. Specifically.

Shrek is my favourite musical. Shrek 2 is way better than shrek one. My favourite chips are salt and vinegar. I have a binge eating disorder. Occasionally, I hype myself up for nothing. I believe goals create barriers in the mind, so I don't have goals nor plans. I'm pretty, but not that pretty, so I guess I'm cute. I used to be better than everyone else when I was younger but then they caught up to me and I've stopped growing. I've never been able to write a (even slightly) coherent sentence. Generally, I'm sporadic. I want to be famous. 

So now you know.

Hope we can have the privilege to enjoy eachother's company.

♡