I always fucked up introductions so here goes nothing:
1. My language will put a sailor to shame
2. I am a girl
3. My favorite movie is Peter Pan and always will be <3
4. I will never stop loving the old Disney (people are fucking up Disney channel. I honestly don't get why they are making these type of shows now. I thought Disney was for kids.)
5. I will forever be a Maximum Ride fan
6. My fave subject is math and I hate English (don't ask why I wanted to write a book bc I don't even know.)
7. I am secretly a ninja
9. I can easily turn anything everything into a dirty sexual reference and usually do.
10. Sarcasm is my second language
11. I live in NYC
12. I am 5' 2"
13. I love all my friends
14. I am a crazy bitch who likes to fuck shit up
15. I am a coffee addict
16. I love reading quotes
17. Teen Wolf, Pretty Little Liars, The Vampire Diaries, and American Horror Story are life bruhh!
18. I love making people smile and laugh and be happy. It makes me feel accomplished.
This introduction shit went better than planned

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Favorite Quotes:
- "Silence is the most powerful"
- "Lies are like scars on your soul, they destroy you"
- "To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist"
- "Miracle of love? You're over twice as likely to be killed by the person you love than a stranger."
- "I'm dead. Wanna hook up?"
- "Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect."
- "Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory." (Dr. Suess is bae)
  • You little stalkers. ;)
  • JoinedJune 9, 2014



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