My name,

Is what you ask.

Let's play a game,

Guess It.



My story,

Is what you ask.

Read the ones I write,

Mine is boring.



My age,

Is what you ask.

Don't worry,

I won't stash you in a cage.



My gender,

Is what you ask.

I'm a bender,

Always changing. 



My sexuality,

Is what you ask.

I wish it did not matter,

Sadly this is reality.



My interests,

Is what you ask.

I'm the darkness,

An utter mess.



Are you crazy?

Is what you ask.

I don't want to be sane,

I'm too lazy.