Made a second Wattpad account just to write that cheese on body themed smut mentioned December 7, 2017. 

❗️THIS IS A FAT JOKE IM JUST SAYING.❗️

Ma name Brie bitches.

I am the Equestrian Daddy™️ and y'all are my Ponybois™️.

Birth place of the official Cheese On Body Themed smut. Aka The Cheese Fic.

(Completed December 8, 2017.)

Birthplace of the Lightsaber Fic.
Origin: The Star Wars premiere December 12, 2017

(Completed December 14, 2017.)

Birthplace of the Salty Spitoon Fic.
Origin: My stupid, wild mind.

(Completed January 19, 2018.)

Birthplace of the Lightning Fic.
Origin: my friends begging me to write a fanfic in a crazy yet iconic gc.

(Completed April 8, 2018)

I write fics, which can sometimes be tragedies.



Sometimes I wish I could delete this Wattpad cause this phannie crap is so old and makes me want to literally kill myself, but I have friends here so I can't waddup.

I run a flop account now.
No I'm not writing anymore serious smut.
Demon phannies can smd.
Wattpad is cringe.
I want to die.
  • Bullying demon phannies
  • JoinedDecember 8, 2017


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lesbriean lesbriean Apr 22, 2019 04:54PM
okay hard decision tbh but dsam (and all unreleased songs from that era) >>>>>> wwafawdwg whOoPs there i said it
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