Percakapan Alfonso the Great (it's Josh) (@lifeafterdeathisme)

Jul 28, 2014

is that you in your profile picture?

Jul 25, 2014

appreciate your concern. you're gonna crash and burn.

@lifeafterdeathisme throw down your umbilical noose so i can climb right back

Jul 25, 2014 • Balas

@LivingInTheFiZone broken hymen of your highness i'm left black

Jul 25, 2014 • Balas

@lifeafterdeathisme cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath

Jul 25, 2014 • Balas

Jul 19, 2014

She's already forgiven you, Josh, whatever it was for. Now, stop being an ass and tell me why she was upset because if you don't I will skin you.

Jul 19, 2014

Thanks! It's not fucking obvious! If you just came out and said it I wouldn't be ruining my life right now!

@BelieveInSuicide Fuck. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

Jul 19, 2014 • Balas

@lifeafterdeathisme Thanks, Josh. Thanks a lot.

Jul 19, 2014 • Balas

@BelieveInSuicide Not too close! For God's sake, how can you be so stupid!

Jul 19, 2014 • Balas