I’m gonna make a smut drinking game.
Take a shot when...
- The author uses a term for genitals other than dick/pussy/cock/clit (I.e. womanhood, member, etc.).
- The characters cum at the same time (super realistic)
- There’s barely any foreplay
- There’s barely any dirty talk
- The line “I’m gonna cum” is said
- The author comes in during a heated moment to make a joke
- Everything goes great and perfect and nothing goes wrong
- No use of a condom/birth control
- Written by a virgin (free shot for every story)
That’s it. Don’t drink if you’re underaged, kids. This game is to promote hydration. If you’re drinking any alcohol, you’ll be wasted in minutes.
Byeee