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@lils0fty @IHateCarmelitaaaaaaa did you know saying "go to bed you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of turn it off and on again?

@IHateCarmelitaaaaaaa did you know you are 13.8 percent more likely to die on your birthday 

Well did you know that after the first time you sneeze, hiccup, cough, etc, you never actually stop, you just have different lengths of time between each one?