"Where are my glasses?!?!"
"Nicole, you are sitting on them."
(Gets up from my comfy chair.) 
...
"Oh."
Hello my dumplings!
I AM A LITTLE CRAZY. BE WARNED.
Follow me on Tumblr! ~ @lostglasses28
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I like soft-shell tacos. 
I am allergic to cat hair. 
I walk my neighbor's dogs. 
I babysit for my tennis coach. 
I hate math, but I love science. 
I don't believe in God, I believe the moon is god. 
I'm asexual. 
I can make tacos really well. 
I am a junior fanfiction and manga writer. 
My best friends are all bisexual, except for two of them. 
I am a derp. 
I am fluent in Spanish, French, English and Japanese.
Anime is like crack to me, except I don't do crack. I do anime. 
Don't do drugs, kids. 
My goal in life is to make my mother proud of me for once. 
My hair is insured for 3,000 dollars. 
I love smut, mostly yaoi smut.
I have a strawberry and chocolate fetish, along with cherries. 
Oh and don't forget those sexy anime guys! 
I am a cross between a tsundere and a yandere. Therefore, I am annoying as fuck. 
I am a Gemini ♊ 
Will Solace is my senpai
MY FAVORITE THINGS/FANDOMS/SHIPS:
 Percy Jackson 
Fairy Tail 
Solangelo 
Black Butler 
Gajevy 
Harry Potter 
Madly 
Deadman Wonderland 
And you thought there was never a girl online 
Love Stage!! 
My Little Pony 
Toradora! 
FlutterDash 
Soul Eater 
Another 
Kaichou Wa Maid-sama 
Seitokai Yakuindomo 
Sakurasou No Pet Na Kanojo 
Mysterious Girlfriend X 
Angel Beats 
Sankarea 
Inu X Boku Secret Service 
Jerza 
Percabeth
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ADULT CONTENT. I SAY FUCK A LOT