Roses are red,
Their thorns are prickly,
But i gotta say,
That escalated quickly.

Give a man a fish,
He'll eat for a day.
Feed a man to a fish,
He'll never eat again.


Despair, despair, despair!


Don't you have anything better to do?


Poppy knows all.
  • JoinedJuly 29, 2014



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