m1adynoir
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"you're so funny" thanks I bite myself when I'm mad and fighting with someone so I don't bite them which could possibly mean I'm self-destructive but idk
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@m1adynoir Instead of self-destructive I thought you'd say cannibalistic and I got genuinely concerbed for a moment-
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"you're so funny" thanks I bite myself when I'm mad and fighting with someone so I don't bite them which could possibly mean I'm self-destructive but idk
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@m1adynoir Instead of self-destructive I thought you'd say cannibalistic and I got genuinely concerbed for a moment-
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Next to Conan Sophie Silva is like actually keeping my alive rn I love her she makes me feel so secure
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GANG I MAY BE RESUMING SECOND NATURE (within reason) SO IF ANYONE HASN'T APPLIED GO APPLY AND IF YOU DID APPLY AGAIN
UrlocalsimpX3
@m1adynoir wait what's second nature again (I may or may not have slight dementia)
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Gotta love that I talk a big game about cussing a lot but realistically if I were to cuss someone out I'd be about as good at it as a Disney channel character or idk Evangeline Fox or sum
Cause I thought about it and in reality I know like 4 cuss words so if I need to cuss someone out I'll just be like "fuckshitassbitch"
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@m1adynoir I got a good one for u: SHUT YOUR BITCHASS MOUTH AND GO EAT SOME SHIT
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Doing a middle part again just today since my hair is straightened snd it's Christmas (merry Christmas to those who celebrate today :D) but it feels like seeing an ex, the entire composition of my face changed with that one switch
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@UrlocalsimpX3 I remember arguing with a mix friend about this because neither of us knew if it was the Julisn or Gregorian calendar and she kept insisting she knew, I honestly still don't know which one it is
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UrlocalsimpX3
@m1adynoir waittt is it because some use the julian calendar? I learned a bit about it in my Ethics class
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Every once in a while I casually remember that in the next year or so I'll have to leave my childhood home and my church friends and move to a soulless house in one of the richer areas in this goddamn city and it ruins my entire day. Now is one of those times
MWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@m1adynoir I might have to do something similar next year, and I know that I also want to do something new, but I also don’t want to leave old memories behind
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New discovery: camels have 8 knees
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@m1adynoir Nah I'm good. I'd like to keep my sanity thank you very much :3
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secretlykarensmith
boom chika boom
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So my family is currently trying to wife up my older cousin since my dad's side is here from Australia, who wants him?
Pros:
- Gentleman
- Good with kids
- Nice to his mom
- Very nice in-laws
- Smart (but a little slow)
- Funny
- Will hold your hand when you need to get up/down somewhere
- Australian accent
- Says please and thank you
- Hygienic
- Will play games with you
Cons:
- Bad at offering comfort when you cry
- Thick ass armpit hair
So who wants to wife him up??