melissalycanthebest

It’s supposed to be Wattpad not strawberrypad ☹️

melissalycanthebest

I just very dramatically banged my head on the table and I'm a good 89% sure that's why I feel like I'm falling, but hey as long as I'm still Scottish nothing tramatic truly happened-.         
          
          
          
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2025Murphy

I banged my head on a pillow cause screentime blocked a nude my gf was tryna send 
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melissalycanthebest

I'm eating gay Cheerios

melissalycanthebest

@netflixisbae111 same but we didn't have any
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ur_moms_favv

cheerios over fruit loops any day
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melissalycanthebest

I got hit in the back of the head by my brother for calling them Cheerios and I was informed there actually called fruit loops
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melissalycanthebest

YO SORRY TODAYS POST WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW OE THE NEXT DAY I GOT A GIRLS NUMBER AND GOT A LIL SIDE TRACKED ALSO GOT MY NAILS CUT (totally not relating to the other thing..) BUT ILL POST TOMORROW ALSO I CURRENTLY HAVE A HOT WOMAN SLEEPING ON MY CHEST.

ur_moms_favv

OMG SO LUCKY
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