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"Logan Lerman's my kryptonite"

Just kidding. He's a cool dude and all, but he ain't got me shaking in my Vans when I hear his name.

I'm a pretty average person. You know, just another girl whose only kryptonite is a bag of Lays and some double cream Oreos.

I am not sympathetic. Don't come running to me with all your troubles, because, personally, I will not give a f*ck unless someone is dead, injured, or have a freaking seizure.

But no. What's above isn't true. Okay, sure, I'll do my best to pay attention, but the entire time I'll be cursing under my breath because faggots in Call of Duty be sniping me while you're talking.

Basically, I'll be uncomfortable.

But I'll care.

Sort of.

I am a HUGE fan of Chvrches, Of Monsters and Men, Foster the People, Echosmith, and of course, the international favourite, Coldplay!

I feel like I'm gonna lose a crap ton of followers because I said Coldplay.

Oops?

Giving me a book by Rick Riordan is like giving me some Oreos, and Lays, and a new pair of Vans, and a new computer, and love, love, love!


Anyways, don't piss me off. Making sexist or racist jokes aren't going to make people high five you. Got that?

Well, they will high five you... In the face. With a hammer. As hard as they can swing back that hammer.

Karma's a whore.

Oh yeah, I play video games, idk if you noticed...

My favourite game isn't My Little Pony... Calm down. It's COD, The Sims, Infamous, Watchdogs, and on some days, it's GTA V.

I can promise you, I will honestly love you if all we do is talk about books, games, writing, and people who should honestly piss off and get a life. AND SUPERHEROES. I LIKE DC AND MARVEL EQUALLY.

This is way too long... I should seriously finish up...

Um, so yeah. Feel free to message me. I'm a friendly conversationalist, and most of the time, I'll respond. But do remember, school takes up time, so I can't be on Wattpad 24/7.

I'mma go play some COD.