female charles dickens

When u realize your bio is actually too long and u one character from going overboard 

Rather than being a failing author, I've decided to switch gears to poetry, which I love.

"I should be wiser, but all of these monsters
          I let them get under my skin
          One of them has the most hideous face
          And he says that I look just like him"
          
          ~Lucius- Monsters

When all your favourite authors post an update at the same time: 
          
          
          
          AMEN

Someone had no idea who the Beatles were. This is the saddest day of my life.
          
          Legit, though. How?

I'm deleting Adriana. It's not something I want to work on anymore.

My favourite book on Wattpad is now The Boyfriend Plan. Go fucking read it, peasants. I call you peasants out of love, do not worry.

I said I would do it 2 months ago, I put it off. 1 month ago, I came up with something, but I thought I could do better, so I took it down. Now, the first chapter of Adriana is finally done.

Spent weeks reading a great book... With a shitty ending. Seriously. It was horrible. Where the fuck did you learn how to end your books?

Does anyone have any idea what to do with crying people? Are you supposed to hug them, comfort them or what?