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Get ready for puns and fandom references! I update as often as possible but sometimes get a little behind. Sit back, relax and enjoy some jokes.
"Keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes. I'm not interested." Gerard Way
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I was going to organize my life and get updates out there for you guys. I didn't. However this holiday season I will buckle down and get my act together. The weird is back and this time, I promise, i...View all Conversations
Stories by muffinsaremylife
- 4 Published Stories

A Weirdo's Guide To Life
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IM BAACK
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
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A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spe...