Make a book or I will hunt you both down and personally lock you guys into a fridge with nothing but asparagus and and a laptop stuck on the wattpad site. Then, it would be a choice between slow painful eating of asparagus or writing a story. Take your pic. As you can se, my threats can be very elaborate, and always the truth. Soooooo bottom line: WRITE A STORY ON THIS ACCOUNT LEST YOU DIE A SLOW ASPARAGUS DEATH.