Not here to sugarcoat. I'm not the soft-and-cutesy type. I'm not here to hold your hand or stroke your ego-so don't expect sweet little disclaimers or pastel-colored lies. I'm direct, sometimes harsh, but always honest. Mean? Sometimes. Honest? Always. I've got a kind heart buried under the layers, so I stay silent when it's too bad, horrible even. 

I'm starting to post reviews-expect sharp takes and no fluff. A channel will follow when the chaos demands it, because apparently the internet needs more unsolicited opinions with great taste. So if you can't handle critique that doesn't come with emojis and cupcakes, look away. Think your story can survive a little fire? Send it my way; I'll read it, review it, and tell you exactly what works... and what absolutely doesn't.

Fair warning: I'm a Comparative Literature major, which means I've dissected everything from ancient epics to postmodern messes. If your story has weak structure, cardboard characters, or crimes against syntax, I will notice. And I will say something. 

You're welcome to be brutally honest with me, too. Tear into my stories, roast my characters, psychoanalyze me in the comments. Just make it interesting.