Hullo, my name is Laurence Payne.
I'm car mad. Car Madness is the book where I contain the car stuff.
My first story is an adaptation of Ariel Black's Children On The Rooftop. I don't think she's ever gonna read it, cos she's evil.
I have a sense of humour, which is supposed to be the focus of These Socks Will Change Your Life, but that book's been getting more and more political lately. I'm trying to get it back onto the humour track it started on.
I have an X-Files fanfiction. I think it's crap. I'm rushing to get it finished by Christmas, as I've got a more serious book I wanna start publishing next year.
Okay, so actual stuff about me... Here's books and music I like:
Books -
Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, Robert M Pirsig.
Christine, Stephen King.
Junk, Melvin Burgess.
The Establishment, Owen Jones
Music -
Rock, classic rock, Jessie j (yum yum), awful 90's pop, Lana del Rey (yum yum), foo fighters... And,
Akala. (Go listen to find no enemy, now.)
That's all folks.
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I've been off Wattpad for months, but I'm not dead. I just had a life for a short while. It's okay though, I'm back now. I've got some new ideas for my x-files fanfic, so I think I know where I'm goi...View all Conversations
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The Eggs Files
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X-Files fan fiction.
Mulder and Scully both moved to Eggland to work for the British government, and then got...
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These socks will change your life
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Various attempts at humour, in nice short chapters.
Satire, general piss-taking, and the odd bit of poetry.
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Thoughtses
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This is a place to put rants and thoughtses such as those I rant about on the cafe... Just in case anyone act...
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