Villain tired of trying to be a hero. Writing fanfics to keep what little sanity remains. 

If you read the entirety of A Friend of A Friend, I will literally mail you a reward. Be prepared, there will be a quiz.

Find me on Tumblr and AO3 under the same username because these are all my sins. 

My location hasn't changed in nine years, get over it. I'm not changing it. I have not debated changing it. Nothing else is true enough.