I've got two sides and my bipolar self switches between them. 

Side A:
You opened your eyes and searched for danger,
Little did you know your life was in the arms of a stranger.
A stranger that only ever smiled, 
And hid the evil inside. 
A stranger who cared not for death, 
That stranger who didn't care for  themself. 
Now everyone saw what was displayed, 
They did not know they were being played. 
Why was this stranger the way it was? 
Funniest part is that there was no because. 
Indeed their lives rested in the arms of a stranger, 
A stranger who was indeed a danger. 
Hearing my words you were so surprised,
Perhaps your face would be funnier, 
If you found out the stranger is I.
(I made this myself amd it is copyrighted so... FUCK OFF).

Side B:
I love cookies, rainbows and unicorns...
OMIGARD IM GONNA MAKE A RAINBOW UNICORN COOKIE, SQUEEEEE!!!!
*Throws confetti and glitter in the air*.
Yay! I'm totally aroace! Yay!