Hi.
I'm Zoe & I'm every kind of trash you can imagine.
Yes, I know how to spell Leia.
I watch The Great British Bake Off and Death in Paradise religiously.
My hobbies include musical theatre and eating an entire toblerone in one sitting, on my own.
"Boys need to keep their peepees in their pants, and you need to keep your feels in your heart."
-Frankie, describing my life.
- in bed, probably
- JoinedNovember 18, 2012
- website: greatbarrierwreath.tumblr.com
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Stories by Zoe
- 11 Published Stories

ranty rant rant rant
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"what is this place"
"apparently it's a rant book"
"well that hasn't been done befor...

The Vampire's Guide to the Afterli...
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New vampire? Struggling with getting accustomed to your new life style? This is the guide for you!

misadventure (star wars)
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Halia Flynn: a version of me in a galaxy far far away
(also, Star Wars belongs to Disney & George Lucas, not...