*stuck in michaels lane*
*hears Calum honking* 
CAL: "get out of my lane, jack ass!"
  ....IM MALUM AAFFFFF....
....Cake is having a baby tho....
^^mixed emotions^^.
-Michael is my daddy
-Luke is my penguin
-Calum is my pal
-Ashton is my stripper..but shhhh we keep that secret...
¤¤¤¤Mikeys Sweater paws are cuter that your face¤¤¤¤
-
Then:
*shane dawson pops out of curtain* 
"Kenna, i. Am. Your father."