I didn't even want to make a wattpad account, I only did it so I could comment on something my friend is writing. I don't expect to be very active on here... but one day I might post some stuff here that I'm too embarassed to post elsewhere, idk. Anyway, I'm primatechnosynthpop on tumblr and doesitweighmorethanaduck on ao3.
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quarrrk quarrrk Dec 27, 2021 03:14AM
Hey, I know I don't use this site very much (I would've remembered to make this announcement several days ago if I did) but I figured you guys would want to know: I recently wrote a remake of sorts f...
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