raymondslament

Im begging you. post a fucking story. please.

I will spam you on tiktok with I spilled beans in your yard

I wanna write my Dwayne Johnson x Vin Diesel fic but I have so much to do today :(( #relatable 

whaddup ,, is me ,, toeinhaler  *moaning emoji*

Hello mutuals <3 *sharts in your eyes*

Winnie, post something. Anything. I need stories to read. These Lams and Jamilton fan fictions aren't doing it for me any more. Each day I become a hollow shell of what I once was - a Hamilton fan with an obsession of shipping old, dead men. I'm on my knees, begging you to write something. 
          
          xxx jamiee, i fucked ur mom btw

tysm for the follow ! <3 :^

Never show me your OCs because my OCs are superior and I will laugh at you in my brain for it AND I'll tell my therapist about you and we WILL laugh at you together. How dare you have the bravery and self-confidence to think your OCs are worthy of my ears. I've had my OCs for 3 years, how long have you had them? Aha, that's what I thought. Do you devote every waking hour to thinking about their development? Can you listen to music normally without thinking, "these remind me of my characters"? Do you write and rewrite their backstories constantly trying to get them perfect? Yeah, thought so. 
          I epically spit on you and push you off the grand canyon to your inevitable demise. "Perish, weakling. Come back when YOU'RE a main character." I cackle as you fall to your death.

pisses in your tea

Hey honey.. *BARFS VIOLENTLY ALL OVER UR NICE GUCCI SHOES* sorry... I ate too much taco bell.. would u mind... p-punishing me? *pukes on ur nice carpet* pwetty.. please...