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Wait a minute, shit don't add up. What's keeping us from believing everything in our life's is fake? Like in tpn, Truman's show, etc, we're presented with a reality that we must complete, like a video game (we even have coins, points and levels).
What if someone else is planning all the random shit happening in your life. What if I'm a robot and you're reading this message because someone made you read it? What if you live in a world with magic or aliens or something and you just don't know.
And they are leaving you hints, an experiment to see how long takes you to figure it out and believe it.
Babes, what if you're just that, an experiment, and you will get eaten by demons upon your death.
Act like no one cares and surprise the shit out of the manager.