Ten Facts About Me (And Facts About Those Facts):

1a. I'm from Lala Land, USA. 
        1b. Don't bother going to look up Lala Land on Google Maps. There is no such place. 
2a: I'm scared of being cyber-stalked.
         2b. That's why I put my location as Lala Land. 
3a. I play the soundtrack to Frozen on repeat when I write.
         3b: ...And when I read, do chores, do homework, or count the money in my cow-bank.
4a. Piggy-banks are so last year.
        4b. That's why I have a cow-bank.
6a. I'm super clever.
       6b. I didn't put a #5.
5a. I don't want anyone to feel cheated, so here's a #5.
      5b. I have a cat. Wait...that's not a fact about 5a.
6a. I lied. I actually have three cats.
      6b. And a dog. 
7a. My mother gets hot flashes.
       7b. I get hot flashes too. 
8a. My favorite word is "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia."
       8b. It means fear of long words.
9a. I am 100% sure that my math teacher just strings random words together to confuse me.
       9b. She says: You subtract X on both sides. I hear: Monkeys pencil ranger jog nostril die!!!!
10a. I'd rather be cold than hot.
       10b. "The cold never bothered me anyway!"

I'm just going to add a random quote now. I'll say I'm going to change it each week, but I won't actually ever come back to this About Me.
"I write for a very selfish reason: to exist in a nonexistent place."