Deer twilight, our Charlie works with dragons, yours is a bad parent,our Bella was a psychotic fighter, yours couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag. Our James was a marauder yours was a creepy guy. Our Alice still loves her son even though she lost her mind. Yours is an irritating overly preppy child. Our blacks are a complicated family warring between them over the rights of good or evil yours are two idiots who think they know everything. our Robert Patterson is good and loyal man who got murdered by Voldemort  your sparkles in the sun our werewolf die trying to create a better world for his son to live in your fights over a girl who is already taken sincerely the people who want you to stop stealing our names.