My name is Anne Maurice, thank you very fucking much. *Eye roll to another dimension*

I cant really sum up myself in just limited words--touchéWattpad--so i'm just going to give you a glimpse as to why i'm just like any other Homo Sapien: I have a feeling that my shit smells worse than a human's average feces, probably bordering on cow dung. I own a pair of boobs and a vagina--the shitty reason why I have late night cravings that makes me want to eat my whole house to the brim.

I dont care if youre black white asian tall short fat stark-thin, alien--if you're nice to me i'll be nice to you. As simple as that.

I don't take reading requests because i am not a nice person. *eyeroll til kingdom come*

Anne Maurice of Free bitch by @wormyworm3.