"A 'Windpark' is a place where there are a lot of dragons." ~The National German Exam, probably

"I JUST WANT THE BEANS!" ~Me

"You don't get petted if I don't get fedded." ~Max

"You took stook my read." ~My Brother
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  • JoinedFebruary 11, 2015


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*hums "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"*
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