I try to be funny. I think I've mastered mildly amusing. Or at least, not boring. Maybe a little boring...but only sometimes. 

I was bred in England and now live in the US, bringing with me that self-deprecating dark British sense of humor. Sarcasm. Irony. Offensiveness. All that good stuff to knock your nanny's knickers off.

I'm so old now, I refuse to put a number on it. But I definitely rolled over 35 with a bump a few swerves ago. The physical damage starts to set in, but the mental damage dissipates after a glass of wine. I've been writing short stories since the age of 7. Even with toilet breaks, that's a lot of writing.