Hello there! I live with OCD self-harm compulsion and schizophrenia, which makes holding down a normal job feel like fighting God with a pool noodle; so instead, I've decided to leave behind the funniest and spiciest legacy possible.

I started an AI mixed human parody publishing company, leaving behind something funny before I lose my sanity again;at least try to publish something funny before the credits rolls. So have some fun and I hope you at least enjoyed it.
  • JoinedSeptember 15, 2025


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suctioncuppublishing suctioncuppublishing Mar 10, 2026 09:56PM
The second chapter of my reader x quest is out now!!!! Enjoy
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Stories by Pierre
The curse of de la Estrella  by suctioncuppublishing
The curse of de la Estrella
this is a story from my human world, this is not like the smut parodies, but they still exist in the same uni...
Reader x quest The tales of the hunk orc knight Genji by suctioncuppublishing
Reader x quest The tales of the hu...
this is a second person story laid out as a quest line, you are the hunk orc knight named Genji. you've been...
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Halamar the breeding pig  by suctioncuppublishing
Halamar the breeding pig
(The story is now fully updated. 11,404 words, enjoy) So here's the deal, three lizardwomen stomp into an ope...
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