Guten Tag!

Ich heiBe Jen, and I also speak English. I'm attempting to make this short, sweet, and to the point, but unfortunately a properly written bio of myself cannot possibly be any of the things previously listed. I'm just a whole lot of opposites and paradoxes, and the more I discover about myself the more often I have to rewrite this bio.

So here we go.

I am tough yet caring.
I am passionate yet detached.
I am funny yet serious.
I am responsible yet impulsive.

My mind is always preoccupied and never shuts down. While I may (occasionally) appear silent on the outside my mind is (always) awake with shouts and meaningless, untamed concentration.

I am undefinable. No amount of the English language typed into a bio can explain myself. Which is why I bid you,

Auf Wiedersehen!