i have an identity problem, so just call me ashley. my tumblr is my username most likely, so you'll be able to find it pretty quick. 

what else do you put in a bio about yourself? your accomplishments? no, you'll just be bragging to a bunch of strangers on the internet. i'll just tell you one of my failures that turned into accomplishments. 

one time during fourth grade, i made a friend because i needed to go to the bathroom. that's all you need to know.