swiftieboygenius

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Hi my loves!!! I'm gonna be really inactive on here cause my parents found my pinterest account and lost their shit so uh yea im gonna be in hell this summer. I'll be on wp whenever I can (maybe a few times every two weeks for very short periods of time) and update Star Written whenever I can (like once a month or so). I LOVE ALL OF YOU HOES SO MUCHHHH MWUAH! blow up my notifications, and feel free to vent on here, I'll offer advice whenever I can. ILYYYY
          	-callie

swiftieboygenius

@stupidityisholy tysmmm diva,I'll miss u too <3
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swiftieboygenius

this message may be offensive
Hi my loves!!! I'm gonna be really inactive on here cause my parents found my pinterest account and lost their shit so uh yea im gonna be in hell this summer. I'll be on wp whenever I can (maybe a few times every two weeks for very short periods of time) and update Star Written whenever I can (like once a month or so). I LOVE ALL OF YOU HOES SO MUCHHHH MWUAH! blow up my notifications, and feel free to vent on here, I'll offer advice whenever I can. ILYYYY
          -callie

swiftieboygenius

@stupidityisholy tysmmm diva,I'll miss u too <3
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swiftieboygenius

Twumpy wumpy got so mad about his boyfwiend ewon bweaking up with him that he bored iran. That's gotta be the only explanation for this bs, righttttt

-maddiestxrs-

@swiftieboygenius and they say women are emotionalll 
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swiftieboygenius

I FIXED THE UGLY ASS SPRAY TAN! Yayayayayayaaa! since i dont gatekeep much, exfoliating mitt to get the old spray tan off and b.tan clear gel tanner for self tanning (make sure u exfoliate and use a lot of lotion on ur body beforehand tho)

swiftieboygenius

Accidentally made a joke about wanting dih inside of me in front of a girl my age I was hanging out with cause our moms are church friends....

stupidity_is_holy

@swiftieboygenius honestly speak your truth diva bc that was very accurate 
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swiftieboygenius

@stupidity_is_holy omg when they hit u with the kumbaya my lord thing im kinda pissed but also trying so hard not to laugh. also when I say "I believe in God and Jesus but I sort of see the Bible neutrally, like its a book that has advice on how to be a good person but its been translated and passed down so many times that we shouldn't see it as this perfect 100% factual thing to follow" I get lectured and yelled at
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swiftieboygenius

divas i just got a REALLY CHEAP spray tan for a dance convention AND IM TR*MP ORANGE SEND HELP. i think im gonna scrub it off and either self tan myself or go to a different spray tan place.....

stupidity_is_holy

@swiftieboygenius NOOO NOT TR*MP ORANGE GIRL I AM WISHING AND PRAYING FOR YOU TO NOT LOOK LIKE THOSE GIRLS IN FINAL DESTINATION 3 I HOPE IT GETS BETTER
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