Courtesy of @ShiroKiriihana, I am apparently a "Terrifying, conniving, heart eater beauty of a writer."
  
And it is a title I shall wear with pride.
 
Edit to add: She also said I was 'Ever conniving, ever planning, ever anticipating'.
 
Man she is blowing up my ego. XD
 
Another Edit to add:
 
She called me a needy lil bisch.
 
I mean, I said I was one, BUT SHE AGREED. SO SHE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SAID IT HERSELF. (If you can't tell, she's like, my best friend and I'm not at all offended because it's true.)