My name is... well, it's something and I love One Direction a little too much.

Pizza and Music are the most important people in my life.

I still think Zayn looks like John Stamos.

My grandma once called Harry a female.

Sleep is also my life.

I convinced my little cousins I am in a very commited relationship with Harry Styles.

I wish Harry Styles was my best friend.

Alex Turner can straddle me any time.

One Direction and Arctic Monkeys for the win.