Frogs are amazing.
So is tea.
Thank U,tea
Thank U,tea
Thank U,tea
I'm so fucking grateful for my tea.
Been through some bad shit
I should be a sad bitch
Who would've thought it'd turn me to a savage?

I want it, I got it
You like my hair?
Gee thanks,
Oh wait my hair is like grass

I WISH FOR MAD HACKING SKILLS

My extreme revenge plan:
Gag them with a towel,bake them in an oven at 360 degrees Celsius but not to the extremity of their death.While they bake in the oven,gather their precious belongings at destroy it with a massive whack-hammer while making them watch from inside the oven.(Meanwhile,sit outside the oven door,sip tea in the sassiest way possible as you watch them suffer)Kindly remove them from the oven and pour a bucket of ice water over them.Then,ask your mortal enemy to run them over with a lorry as you call the cops to put your mortal enemy in jail for murder.

Or

Alternative:
Tie them on a tiny raft and send them out to the most stranded seas so they could 
1. Pathetically try to save themselves
2. Die from starvation and thirst
3. Have a kind- hearted shark gobble them up or just leave them physically disabled
4. Sail into a rip tide and end up in pieces
5. Drown

If the above does not succeed, change the track of the raft so they will sail into the Bermuda Triangle and hopefully die.

(Oh and of course follow them with a drone to witness their death)

If they're really lucky and is still alive,JUST KILL THEM.