Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants.
I come before you, to stand behind you, to
tell you a story I know nothing about. One
bright morning in the middle of the night
two dead fellows stood up to fight. They
stood back to back, facing each other, drew
their swords and shot one another. If you
don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind
lady on the corner, she saw it too.