joint account woo.

I am number 1. The best.

i am omnipotent, better than being number one arguably.

So omnipotent beings forget how to properly capitalize their sentences huh? You're assigned number is number 2.  

well i'm no capitalist

Good one. But for the purpose of identification, I am Being number 1, and you shall be Being number 2.

no

Yes.

i want a different name. you calling urself number one is a little condescending

Well my grammar is better...

ur just mad cause i'm right

I could have sworn you'd be left. Considering you're not a capitalist and all... 

you wound me

Ha

i'm calling the cops

What are you calling them?

honey

Yes dear?

screw u

Now I'm the one wounded. You're so mean...

u started it

What's your point?

i'm telling mom

Mom's dead...

no u

Good one, Number 2.

alright then i rename u number 3, how do you like that?

How about 3,000?

no

Now you're just being difficult.

oh i'm being difficult? i wanted to rename myself and you said no. so if anything it's karma

Then you pick two similar yet equal things to name us after.

but we could just call ourselves mod(   ) like other joint accounts do...

Like I'd know about how these people talk. If that's the case, how about mod(1) and mod(2)?

i'm kicking you out 

You can't even change the password. Ha!

yes i can. it's not hard...

Wouldn't you need my email address password?

no, i've changed my password several times. unless wattpad changed it all you need is the username

That seems easily hackable...

yeah accounts getting hacked isn't uncommon

Huh. Anyway, identify yourself, and let's get on with it.

alright then i'll call myself mod tsuki

Then I'll be mod Kami.

k

Good. Now that that's settled, let's tell our fans something about ourselves.

well since we're running out of characters we'll have to make it short and concise, no room for filler or anything like that

I agree. I suppose I'll let you start. Have any hobbies mod Tsuki?

*mod tsuki you capitalist. I'm into-