You say normal: we say Muggles 

You say criminal: We say Death Eater 

You say you're evil: We say "you spawn of Umbridge!" 

You say prison: We say Azkaban

You say Hannibal Lector: We say Voldemort 

You say group: We say The Golden Trio

You say family: We say The Weasely's 

You say home: We say Hogwarts!!!!! 

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Otaku: 

You say English: We say Japanese 

You say cartoon: We say anime

You say goodnight: We say Oyasumi 

You say car: We say Nyan Cat 

You say Justin Bieber: We say Vocaloid

You say swords: We say Bleach 

You say reality: We say anime 

You say stupid: We say Baka 

You say comics: We say manga 

You say countries: We say Hetalia 

You say hello: We say kannichiwa 

You say boy: We say shounen 

You learn Japanese from classes: We learn from shows

You cry is a character dies: We have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels: We feel what everyone else is feeling 

You crush on pop stars: We crush on anime characters 

You think we're crazy: But we just think you're normal

You say ocean: We say One Piece! 

You say family: We say Fairy Tail!! 

You say ninja: We say Naruto!!! 

You say detective: We say Kako Setantei Kudo Shinichi!!!!

You say thief: We say Kaitou Kiddo!!!!!

You say rabbit: We say Flying Mint Bunny!!!!!!

You think we are fangirls/fanboys: But we all are Otaku!!!!!!!