If you can't be intelligent, be clever. If you can't be clever, be funny. If you can't be intelligent, clever or funny: why is Doug Ford on my Wattpad profile page?
Socially distanced and thriving.
Four different short story collections to look through:
- The (Short) Story of the Evil Umbrella
A collection of short stories of all different lengths and genres. Completed, with a summary of every story inside to help pick which ones you want to read!
- Lemons Float
My second collection of short stories. Will be updated semi-regularly.
- Blue, Black, Red: Thirteen Macabre Tales
All of my scariest stories, packaged together for ease of reading. Some of these you can find in my other collections, some of these are explicit enough to warrant more caution in where I place them.
- They Found Me on Reddit
A series of short stories based on prompts from the r/WritingPrompts subreddit!
And the second draft of a 15 000 sci-fi crime noir novella hopefully coming in the next few months!
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thenonmouse
Mar 28, 2020 02:46AM
I am back! For context's sake, the reason I've been so scarce on here is that I've been trying to get published in literary magazines, and lots of publishers aren't big on your work already being ava...View all Conversations
Stories by thenonmouse
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The (Short) Story of the Evil Umbr...
You wanted to know how I died? It's simple, really.
I saw dead people...
As umbrellas.
And the umbrellas di...
They Found Me on Reddit
"Rob, this smells like whiskey."
"Nuh-uh. They say tha' iz lemonade."
Being a professiona...
Lemons Float
An eclectic collection of Short Stories, ranging from New York in the 70s to a post-apocalyptic future.