"A bad dancer but a good prankster."
                                                         -My Grandfather

"Wonderful woman."
                          -The Smiths

"Should have majored in English."
                                                   -My Literature Professor

"Obsessed with Sherlock."
                                    -A friend

"Exterminate!"
                -Dalek

Caffeinated writer. Inexperienced drummer.
I am also a part time elf. 

Winner of @seawaneka and @CatMint5 December Writing Contest

Do or do not. There is no try.
-Master Yoda

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