Narrator: want to go on a walk?
Author: sure
Narrator: but let’s switch dogs
Author: umm okay
Authors dog: polite, walks without tugging, doesn’t bark a lot, love to get pets from people on the street
Narrators dog: Crazy, doesn’t understand how to not step on ground outside, Barks at everything, won’t pee on walk, tugs like she’s going to win a race
Narrator with authors dog: wow what a nice walk, isn’t it Crisco?
Author with narrators dog: Quiet! Quiet, please stop tugging, stop stop, No, Stop walking on top of my feet