Roses are red, 
my name is Dave,
this poem makes no sense,
microwave



I'm Beth, a girl born on the cusp of Taurus and Amity born. But I got bored of everyone being so nice (relatable tbh) so I transferred to Dauntless. I attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as a Ravenclaw. I live on the seam of District 12 and haven't yet been chosen for the hunger games. During summer I attend Camp Half Blood and I'm proud to be Poseidon's daughter! I practically live off food, music, YouTube, social media, netball and tennis. But my favourite thing off all time would have to be my long romantic walks to the
fridge



❝ You can't have day without night, and you can't have stars without light, Silver - Chasing The Valley ❞



just came back from a break, so don't mind me
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