Me: Hewwo! Welcome to wattpad, where stories live--
          Mew: Uh can you stop being that serious
          Me:Ok..Then if you have any cookies, please share them with meh!
          Mew: (slaps me)
          Me: Sorry for that, hehe. If you like pokemon and ships etc, please also read my books! 
          Mew: (dabs) yas.