when the duck walked up the lemonade stand🍋he fell in love with that handsome man👨‍🏭so he asked for the mans grapes 🍇 but got rejected ❌ so he walked away🚶and came again the next day 👍
as you can probably tell by now im a professional poet 

also read my joe biden x reader book (NOT POLITICAL!)

birthday: 10th of may (i've realised some people do 5/10 and some people do 10/5 so neither of those would work)

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uussernameee uussernameee Mar 25, 2023 12:33AM 
I want to formally apologize to everyone who read my story, “Joe boden x reader.” I understand the many issues it may have caused you and i am sorry. pls get therapy
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weird dreams ive had by uussernameee
weird dreams ive had
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joe bodon/reader by uussernameee
joe bodon/reader
dodnald has smol dick so u need big dick do u get dicky daddy joe
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