(Gabe's Pinterest Board: https://pin.it/l7n6slaj422vvq )


I believe in the Oxford comma, that April is the cruellest month, and there should only ever be a single space after a period. Tesla was superior to Edison. Daryl should always be with Carol. And a happily ever after isn't complete unless there are nine (or fourteen) men with one short blonde girl. 

I swear like a stevedore, roll nat 20s, never hesitate to cross the line into Too Far, and believe heaven is an endless field of happy, healthy, frolicking dogs.