I put honesty over modesty

Which is simply a way of me justifying being a dick by pointing out other people's flaws and claiming I don't have them. 

I have 12 somethings. I'll figure out what those somethings are later.

Won an ice-cream eating competition once. That was kinda cool. The guy who was supposed to be videoing it accidentally took a selfie instead.

I like to think I'm the mysterious cheese thief, but I'm neither mysterious, cheese, or a thief. 

This account is ancient. I only ever update the bio if I'm honest. I'm happy(ish) with "Dry" and "Burn," but otherwise please don't read. You'll be disappointed in early-teen me. I'm disappointed in early-teen me. Also thee care-bear one is kinda funky, but... yeah, no words there. 

I once backflipped off a swing and landed on my ass. 0/10, fully recommend. 

Current life goals:

- Don't die
 
Thank you, and goodnight.